There once lived a girl who feared going to heaven
She learnt about it at church when seven
It sounded a bore
With goodness galore
So she became cheeky since turning eleven
(c) Sanch @ Living my Imperfect Life
Note: Uranophobia is the fear of heaven
***This has been written for the 2015 A to Z Challenge. My theme is the A to Z of Phobias. Entries are written in the form of a limerick. You can read my other entries here***
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Cheers!!!
Eloquent Mind
24 April 2015 at 7:45 amThis was a strange one ! 🙁 How can anyone be fearful of a thing or place they haven’t seen yet ? Thanks for sharing ! 🙂
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Shantala
24 April 2015 at 8:02 amSo this is different from fear of death, right? She is fine with death, would simply prefer hell over heaven? Interesting. 🙂
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Lillian Csernica
24 April 2015 at 9:19 amThis has to be the most peculiar phobia I’ve ever heard of. I’ll have to use this in a story. Excellent limerick!
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Shailaja
24 April 2015 at 12:08 pmNow that’s a cute one. Misplaced fear but cute 😉
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John Holton
24 April 2015 at 1:21 pmAn autobiographical poem, perhaps? 😉
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Shilpa Garg
24 April 2015 at 2:37 pmFear of heaven… that’s truly a strange fear!! Good one, today 🙂
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Sulekha
24 April 2015 at 5:29 pmToo much goodness scared her 🙂 I think a little cheekiness is good for the soul.
rajlakshmi
24 April 2015 at 9:43 pmhahaha a place of goodness with no pranks would certainly bore a young kid 🙂 witty limerick 😀
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Prasanna
25 April 2015 at 2:35 amNow why would someone have a fear of the heaven unless he/she is in cahoots with the devil 🙂
Monica Deshpande
25 April 2015 at 6:43 amToo many fire and brimstones sermons at the church?!! Don’t blame her. 🙂
Sanch, I hope you do turn this into a book. It’s fabulous. 🙂
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elly stornebrink
25 April 2015 at 3:55 pmThat sounds like the weirdest phobia yet! I wonder if it’s actually the fear of being bored or rather, thinking one will be bored! 😉 <3
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Rhonda Albom
26 April 2015 at 6:50 pmI agree with many of the other readers, this is the oddest one yet. Little devil girl is probably out having a good time though.
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Parul
26 April 2015 at 6:51 pmThat’s was a cute one..Fear of good things is hard to digest 😛
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Kaddu
28 April 2015 at 4:37 pmHuh! Never thought of it that way. Now when I think about it, I guess I agree with her. Heaven sure would be boring. “Cross your ‘t’s and dot your ‘i’s” type boring. Besides, I’m sure most of my friends are going to end up in hell anyway. So I’ll also go with cheeky.
Yours truly,
Cheeky Chicky! 😉
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Patricia Lynne
25 May 2015 at 8:21 amI shouldn’t be surprise there’s a phobia of heaven. It doesn’t seem like something people would fear though.